a-little-melancholy:

chaz-gelf:

sixmilliondeadinternets:

Gandhi has been historically the most aggressive character in Civilization due to an original bug in the first game that caused him to go all-out once he reaches democracy. They just kept the thing going ever since.

To further explain this bug, because I was chatting with mothmonarch about Civilization and other strategy games last night and I never got around to explaining this fully, but I love this story:

Gandhi’s AI in the original game had its aggression set to the absolute minimum (0 on a scale of 0 to 10, I believe, I may have this wrong but the basic idea I’m about to explain is accurate, as far as I can tell). Adopting democracy lowers an AI civ’s aggression by 2 points, so when someone who is fully peaceful loses two points of aggression, they should still be nice and polite, right?

Except this is an old DOS game, and so computer math is in place. What actually happened was that Gandhi’s aggression level ticked backwards two steps, from 0 to 255On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.

And that’s the story as I recall it, but again I may have gotten some details wrong, so feel free to correct me! After that, as the original poster said, the devs loved the bug so much that they just kept it in as a running joke!

On a scale of 0 to 10, Gandhi is now 255 points of pure nuclear rage.”

I about pissed myself laughing at this.

jayayayayay:

if easter and 4/20 are both today can it be called a joint holiday

ugh.

i hate my entire family sometimes.

yes, i understand that the thing that my brother broke costs money.

it was an accident. i’m sorry. i didn’t think that HE wouldn’t put it off to the side and instead would flop it right onto the fucking floor.

it’s not even my fault and i’m SORRY. stop berating me for it!!!

i’m so fucking sorry.

blastortoise:

I could not imagine gettin period cramps like if I get a runner’s cramp I’m like out for the day so id probably die getting all day cramps.

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

dogshaming:

Too Enthusiastic at Easter Dinner

Humping of the dinner guests is an issue Max is working through. Luckily Mom and Dad’s dinner guest and parish priest was a super good sport about it!

disabled-dilemma:

crayonguy:

Bunny master post

Happy Easter =)

jackiedenardo:

HELLA YEAH