I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.
tumblr: (moves picture on wall a little to the left) (moves picture on wall a little to the right) (considers hanging the picture somewhere else)
tumblr userbase: mom there is MOLD in the kitchen
tumblr: you know what? what if the picture was hanging in the hall? like above the stove
- Girls are so fucking sexy.
- You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
- If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
- Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
- When they bite their lip…
- You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
- A girl’s skin is always so soft.
- Again, boobs.
- And also, vaginas.
- And just generally, girls are yummy.
The one constant.
my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and
your cat ain’t having none of this physics bullshit
people who draw amethyst skinny
people who draw pearl really sexualized
people who whitewash garnet
Buy all of these people’s products to make shitbabies mad.
go buy these games/support these devs and further the evil social justice warrior crusade against helpless
straight cis whitenormal guy matyrs jontron et al
I don’t want to like EA but shit now I have to.
YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER
NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES
AND WE WERE GRATEFUL